Patricia Doty, GPC Online Student, Spring 2008

Moonshine Run!                                              

On Sunday afternoons during the NASCAR racing season, our family and Dad’s life-long friend, J.D., would gather at Dad’s house, also known as “Darrel’s”, to watch the weekly car race on television and to hear another story about his racing days. Old J. D. was gray-headed now and in his seventies, ambulating with a cane, sporting a pudgy belly and still talking with a southern drawl, which mirrored Dad to a tee. Even in their seventies, J.D. and Dad were like two peas in a pod. One of my favorite stories was the one told by J. D. This particular story is about a race which led to J.D and Dad’s enlistment into the Navy.  As I sat down on the sofa in the family room where everyone else had gathered, J.D. cleared his throat and began to speak, remembering as if it were yesterday.

 It was one of those typical hot and humid southern nights in the middle of July. Darrel and I, two good looking, long haired, skinny twenty year-olds had just won our first “real” race at the track, and we loved it. To celebrate our win, Darrel and I popped open a couple of cold ones. We downed the ice cold beers, and then headed off to get another full trunk-load of moonshine. Darrel and I had started running moonshine, servicing all of the area surrounding the Tellico Mountains in East Tennessee. Some hobbies can be very expensive, and we had to support our new hobby of stockcar racing.  Back then, we made a run every Saturday night, just after a race. On this particular run, which was to be our last, we set off toward the mountains to go to “Old Man” Clay’s dark, hidden house, which is where we had to pick up the moonshine for delivery. Old Man Clay and his boys loaded us up, told us where the delivery was to be made, and gave us the famous thumbs up gesture; that was the signal that told us all was clear, and there were no police cars lurking anywhere all the way down to the bottom of the mountain. But, man, was Old Clay wrong this time!

 As we descended down the mountain, we watched as the fireflies flitted around in the woods, and listened to the sound of the tree frogs talking to each other. It was very dark, and the virtual thickness of the woods prevented us from seeing anything beyond our headlights.  About halfway down the steep, winding mountain road, we started smelling a strong odor of gasoline. Within two or three minutes we came upon what looked like a disabled car, partially blocking half of the road. Worried the car was leaking gas, we turned off our engine and slowed down completely, letting the car coast until we were almost touching the other car.  To our shock and total surprise, the car blocking the road was the sheriff’s police car. We crept slowly past his car, and then Darrel restarted the car and slammed the accelerator to the floor. The chase was on!

            Darrel slung me from one side of the car to the other all the way down the rest of the mountain, with the sheriff’s car right on our tail.  I kept screaming at Darrel that I was going to hurl my dinner if he didn’t slow our car down, but of course he didn’t, and I did. Once we were finally off the mountain road, Darrel drove through every back street he knew, passing through two counties, trying his best to avoid getting stopped by that cop.  He was doing fine, and had almost left the police car behind, until we rolled into Madison County. That is where the deputies joined in.  Two police cars were on our rear, two more were in front of us, and all of them were trying to create a road block. Darrel thought he could outsmart the cops, so he turned directly into a farm pasture and drove past a whole bunch of cows. Our car, which had been smoking and knocking from the hard and harsh drive, just stalled completely out, right there in the middle of the field.

 The sheriff walked up to our car window and looked in.  He instantly knew Darrel, because everybody knows everybody in a small town. He asked Darrel if he had been drinking, and Darrel told him of course he had not been drinking.  He then asked who the passenger was in the car with him, and Darrel just smiled pleasantly. The deputy then shinned his flashlight into the car. Suddenly, the light from his flashlight came to rest directly on me. The sheriff instantly shut the flash light off, and warned us not to move a muscle.  He walked back over to the other deputies that were standing there with their guns drawn, and told them he had it under control.  Since it appeared as if he did indeed have everything under control, the other deputies packed up and left. As soon as they were gone, the sheriff walked back over to my side of the car and roughly yanked me out of the car. And I mean yanked me out hard!  To say the least, the ensuing discussion, if you could call it a discussion, was quite heated. There were cross words about moonshine, comments about being drunk and vomiting. Oh, and did I mention that my Daddy was the sheriff of Madison County?  Did I mention he was the same sheriff that was “discussing” these things with me right now, outside the car? Well, the sheriff, also known to me as “Daddy”, put me and Darrel in the back of the police car and took us straight over to Darrel’s house.

Jim, who is Darrel’s Dad, was on the front porch, patiently waiting for us. Remember, word travels fast in a small town. The sheriff (Dad) got out of the car and gave us that “don’t you move” look. Over on the corner of the porch, he and Jim had a quick discussion, outlining various punishments and planning what our future might hold. Hands shook, feet stomped, arms flailed, and finally the sheriff walked back over to the car and presented me and Darrel with our options. He gave us the choice of either enlisting in the Navy for four years or going to prison for four years. Some choice, right?  Well, as you all know today, we spent four mighty hellish years in the Navy.

We all laughed at J.D.’s story; we laughed at all those old stories. After the laugher died down, Dad turned the volume up on the television just in time to hear the announcer say, “Start your engines.”   Dad, with J.D. right next to him, pulled back the worn handles on the old dark leather Lazy Boy chair.  J.D. did the same thing with his chair, and both of them settled back comfortably to focus two sets of eyeballs on dozens of cars zooming around the track.   Silently, each with his own memory, continued to reminisce about the days of old.  And every few minutes one of them would smile and shake his head, while the rest of us, family and friends alike, smiled with anticipation as to what next week’s story would most certainly reveal.